Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Might as well give us the Stanley Cup Right Now... Thank You



The Mule is once again dominating the Playoffs. He is so BADD that he announced Sunday that he "don't like no cock sucking faggots." He issued a new policy that if your a peter puffer, you get no mouth piece. Sorry Kane.


All these rainbows brought Martin Havlet out of the closet.


Niklas Kronwall was sick and tired of dealing with these fudge packing, cross-country skiing, turd burglers. So he took care of business... with the best hit of the post-season. And it was CLEAN... for the most part.




Nuff Said... You want another shot at the title Pitt? Gotta go through the GREEK first.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

The Dertoit Lions are at it again

Ahhh man.... the Detroit Lions.... here we go again


They are my team but this organization just keeps topping themselves with the stupid shit they do. so without further ado, lets get to it.

So we all remember Kitna's 10 win guarantee. Well running back Kevin Smith goes onto his blog and decides to burn the cornbread with this..

“We will definitely make the playoffs this season. Believe it or not we weren’t far off last year. Almost every game we could have won, we were one play or one player short. Except for Tennessee on Thanksgiving, they just came out and beat us to sleep. They manhandled us, but nobody else did.”

I don't know what games Kevin Smith was watching but i'm pretty damn sure that the Lions lost by double digits in at least half of their games... When you go 0-16 and officially become the worst team of all time, i don't think you have the right to say you "weren't far off last year."

BUT... it gets better.

Lions season-ticket holder Todd Taylor , who commutes from Chicago to attend Lions home games, and his buddy Jim Allen from Royal Oak were stoked when Taylor won a replica Kevin Smith jersey during the Lions’ draft party at Ford Field.

But something was strange about the No. 34 jersey. The Smith name on the back looked bulky. So they cut it off and were shocked to see the name Jones underneath.

It appears the Lions repurposed some old Kevin Jones jerseys, turning them into Smith jerseys and gave them away to season-ticket holders.

Seriously Detroit. I know we are in some tough financial times, but have a clue one time please. This is pretty sad.

At least we signed Larry Foote. I'm liking what we have going on free agent wise and the defense is looking better on paper (not hard to do). BUTTTTTT i'd still say that if we win 6 games this year it will be a success. FORWARD DOWN THE FIELD!

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Tucker Max is a Douche Bag. But i like him


FACT.


Tucker Max is a Douche Bag.... or bottle, as that is the new term on the streets. If you have read his book, you know this. But the guy has some good stories, true or not. If i saw him on the streets, i'd punch him in the mouth, pick him up off the ground and buy him a beer.


I read his book over a year ago and i wanted more. His newest book got pushed back to 2010. why?? im not sure but i think it is because they are making a movie out of his best seller "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell."


After a little research, i found a story NOT in his book, but on his website. It was titled "My First Michigan Football Game" So i thought i would share it. Enjoy the read.


Sunday, May 10, 2009

Happy Mothers Day

For all you Motherlovers

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Lane Kiffin: Giving an Unethical Profession a Bad Name

By: The Greek

College football recruiting is an art. The factors that go into include; height, weight, speed, agility, strength, athletic/play making ability, personality, versatility, intelligence, maturity and most important character. With all of these factors it is hard to find the right fit for your program, especially when you get a late start like Lane Kiffin and his Tennessee staff did when he got the job last December. On Tuesday May 5th the Vols signed Dan Hood, a solid 6’5 255 OT/TE/DE who met all the above mentioned criteria, except for maybe the most crucial…character.

http://insider.espn.go.com/ncf/recruiting/tracker/player?recruitId=60567&action=upsell&appRedirect=http%3a%2f%2finsider.espn.go.com%2fncf%2frecruiting%2ftracker%2fplayer%3frecruitId%3d60567

(A good looking kid on the football field if you ask me)

ESPN.com reports, “According to court records, Hood and another teenager were charged in 2003 with assaulting a 14-year-old girl. The victim's legs and wrists were tied and her eyes and mouth were covered with duct tape before she was raped at the Sullivan County home of Hood's father.” Yeah, that’s right the Tennessee Vols signed a convicted rapist. Ohh did I fail to mention that the victim was also a relative of the Hood family? The article failed to mention the relationship between hood and the victim. The most disturbing part of this whole situation is Tennessee was one of a long list of schools that offered the incest rapist. Auburn, Florida State, Georgia Tech, Ole Miss, Vanderbilt, Virginia and Kentucky all offered the 6’5 Hood.

http://auburn.scout.com/a.z?s=6&p=8&c=1&nid=3624914

The weird thing is, how can you blame the kid for taking a full ride to play football in one of the best football conferences in the nation? I blame the coaches who are recruiting him. Honestly, the kid duct tape a 14-year old relative down and raped her with a 17-year old, Robert Sanico, who was charged as an adult and is serving a 10 year sentence for aggravated kidnapping and aggravated rape.

You make me sick Lane Kiffin, first you take over a historically ethical football program in Tennessee and before playing a down you taint the morals that the pervious staff under Phil Fulmer worked years to obtain. Seriously, let’s take a look at what you have done since you got the job…after you cried on ESPN when you got fired by the Raiders...you first tell the press that Urban Meyer, head coach of the National Champion Florida Gators, was calling recruits that were on a campus visit at Tennessee which would be a violation of the NCAA recruiting restrictions. After an investigation by the NCAA and being questioned you came clean and said it was a lie. Then you tell Sport Illustrated that you are so committed to recruiting that you took a call from a recruit when your wife was giving birth. When you wife was asked by a local newspaper she denied that you ever did that. And finally after losing a recruit from South Carolina to South Carolina you told him quote, “You made a bad decision and I hope you are happy with working at a gas station in South Carolina for the rest of your life, because that is all you will do after graduating from that school” then promptly hung up on the kid. You are a fucking joke Lane. College coaches have very few ethics and morals, at your level, and you seem to have broken every written and unwritten code of conduct before even coaching a single snap at Tennessee (except for spring ball). You make me want to puke and I hope you and your convicted incest rapist go 0-fer for the next 5 years and your ass gets FIRED…I enjoyed seeing you crying like a little bitch last time you got canned on sportcenter….

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=4148579

(Article from ESPN.com)

Monday, April 27, 2009

One of the Greats

By: The Greek

Warm weather, short skirts and pants sooo tight they look like they were painted on…yep it is spring time and more importantly it is officially baseball season. As a kid I used to tag along with my older brother and Dad to hit up major league ball parks across this great nation and nothing has change. This weekend I will be attending two Royals vs. Tigers games in KC. As usual I will be putting on for my City, but more importantly it is gonna be all about Brews, Bros (I hate that term by the way) and Bunnies. Like most people I will be hitting up some BBQs and drinking quite heavily, moreover I will be paying homage to one of the greats, George Brett…not Brett George (DY). Not only being known for rakin’ it during his long career, Brett was known better in the baseball world for his tall tales. A few years back I played in a golf outing with a former major league umpire and he said, “George is the funniest person I have ever met.” Well, after sucking off an in division guy for the last two hundred words Ill leave you with this….



Hahahahaha classic….

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Back on top

Hell Yea BOI.


(Insert nickname here) Da Murder Mitten, Day Twah, D-Lish, Murder City,

After running in the top 3 the past couple years, Detroit is back on top for the Most Dangerous City in America according to Forbes.

"Detroit has, historically, been one of the more violent cities in the U.S.," says Megan Wolfram, an analyst at iJet Intelligent Risk Systems, a Maryland-based risk-assessment firm. "They have a number of local crime syndicates there--a number of small gangs who tend to compete over territory."


Here is the list

No. 1 Detroit, Mich.
(Detroit-Livonia-Dearborn, Mich., metropolitan statistical area)
Population: 1,951,186
Violent Crimes per 100,000: 1,220

No. 2 Memphis, Tenn.
(Memphis, Tenn.-Miss.-Ark. metropolitan statistical area)
Population: 1,295,670
Violent Crimes per 100,000: 1,218

No. 3. Miami, Fla.
(Miami-Miami Beach-Kendall, Fla. metropolitan statistical area)
Population: 2,401,971
Violent Crimes per 100,000: 988

No. 4 Las Vegas, Nev.
(Las Vegas-Paradise, Nev., metropolitan statistical area)
Population: 1,834,533
Violent Crimes per 100,000: 887

No. 5 Stockton, Calif.
(Stockton, Calif., metropolitan statistical area)
Population: 684,406
Violent Crimes per 100,000: 885

Flint where you at? L-Town getting some nationwide love. What can i say, ya'll know how we roll.